If you were to pledge to buy this album, but if enough of your friends did not do the same, this would not become an actual real vinyl album for you to hold in your hands and stroke lovingly while you try to figure out how to connect that turntable up to your amplifier.
Listen to these sounds that no longer might be reproduced by running a tiny sharp rock through a microscopic, jagged trench in some plastic. These wonders will not be yours!
Seriously, though, buy my freaking album. Tell your friends.
If you were to pledge to buy this album, but if enough of your friends did not do the same, this would not become an actual real vinyl album for you to hold in your hands and stroke lovingly while you try to figure out how to connect that turntable up to your amplifier.
Listen to these sounds that no longer might be reproduced by running a tiny sharp rock through a microscopic, jagged trench in some plastic. These wonders will not be yours!
Seriously, though, buy my freaking album. Tell your friends.
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